Reader CubeBro1979 writes in regarding a solution to the all-too-common homelessness problem in America’s cities:
…a homeless man recently made eye contact with my wife while touching his own genitals. I’ve seen him around. He hangs out (read: sleeps under boxes and pretends to use the pay phone- who is he kidding, really) behind our local Wendy’s. Any recommendations for keeping these quitters out of the street and getting them back to work??
CubeBro1979, I would recommend waiting for him at the pay phone then pepper spraying him until his eyes bleed.
– Lt. John Pike